Fire Kristin Wig. She is truly annoying, all of her characters make me want to rub glass in my eyes, and for the last time; if I see another shitty "Gilly" sketch I am going to...cry into a carton of ice cream...but still!
What the fuck has happened to Saturday Night Live in the past 15 years? Its steady decline is depressing. Seriously, they went from have 50/50 great sketches to shit, to 10/90 tolerable sketches to cancer.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT! EVEN THE PHOTO MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE.
Every cast member they have is either terrible or terribly used. Bill Hadar is hilarious, so give him something that he can work with. The really flamboyant gay N.Y. tourism expert...really? That shit is not only kind of offensive, but always goes on for at least 3 minutes too long.
Keenan Thompson? What indeed is up with that? STOP WITH THE REPEAT SKETCHES AND FORCE YOUR WRITERS TO COME UP WITH ORIGINAL MATERIAL!
Also, they hired on a new batch of 'talent' for this season, only one of whom is actually funny. His name is Jay Pharaoh and he is too good for SNL. His impressions are amazing. Now if only they would let him do anything besides impressions of black celebrities.
On the newbie front there is also Vanessa Bayer. Her face invokes hatred in me. She has the same problem as Kristin Wig where every character she does feels exactly the same. Or I just hate her. I'm not 100% on that.
Ugh I just hate her face.
Also, Andy Samberg: If you can't come up with a funny digital short....DON"T DO ONE. It's frustrating seeing the SNL Digital Short logo pop up; hoping for something like 'Dick in a Box," or "Threw it on the Ground", and getting whatever the fuck happened this week.
I think the worst part is that the audience doesn't let them know how they really feel. Either that, or they are really amused by cheap ploys and celebrities that can't really act. This would be the same audience who might enjoy watching Britney Spears attempt to play checkers on a stage for 7 hours ( That's how long it would take her to get through one game versus the REALLY EASY level computer player). SNL is performed for a live audience 3 times before it actually airs on Saturday Night. That's 3 audiences who have the opportunity to get sketches that don't work pulled. I am ashamed of you audience. ASHAMED.
The only audience photo I could find was from some douchebag who circled himself in the crowd (granted I only searched for like 20 seconds). This photo is what is wrong with the SNL audience. Seriously dude...
